Send me a coupon for Carbon Monoxide Poisoning Please....

We received this mailer from Philip Morris this week, addressed to us, unsolicited. There was a phone number to call to opt out of receiving the mailer in the future and when we called to take our name off, they said the process will take 10-12 weeks! Interesting lure..especially since the $10.00 they offer barely dents one day of cig addiction...